YouTube - DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!

YouTube - DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!

double rainbow all the way across the sky,

yeaaaaaaa.

so intense,

double rainbow all the way across the sky,

wow wow, OMG!

look at that rainboww....

Storiy of Houw I Beckhame Dumb

so i was writing this blog and suddenly OMG! a ball hit me in the face!! and hit the freakin chair with my back of the head....then i started wrayting bak.....hellow forks, aim irsich...four toonikes reeding material ill be wrayting on gloubal sheetness......w..ww....wait a minyte....ouh shieet....ouh shieet....dammit!...no..no...i kant even spel "fudge"...ouh fudge! wats the reaal speling?!!...fudge! fudging inglish!! fudging ritarded!! fudge u man!! fudge oll of u fudging ass-fasces! shiet...i niyd a slip!

I dont know why i wrote this

i once had a life....a life called.....life.....where that life is alive somehow living inside life itself torturing the heck out of the other lives in order to save all the freakin lives.......

ok! thats all folks! awww dont be mad....go find a public toilet to run amuk at...my blog is not the place...bye!

I dont know how i wrote this

actually my head is like tick-tocking to explode, tsunami-ing, hurracaning, earth-quaking deep inside my brain, just shattering my inner sanity, how much the complexity in them, forcing the energy to rapidly exert against themselves, the vigor of it is just too much, but how much i want to ignore those, the more i want to write it down, expression in writing, thats who i am, i guess(not really)......i dont know how to begin but i guess ill just write it down then.....i have lived through those 15 years, 15 years of my life never seems to go hard on me, but this year, i had a glimpse, glimpse of how much the real earth gonna be, when im outside, outside of this comfort zone, outside of loving parental cares, outside of the things that we treasured the most when we were in teenagers, and how much regret we're gonna get when we look back to our past, weeping through torn old pages of our lives, why?.....the question never seizes to stop harmonizes to the tune of sadness, how much life are changed in matter of seconds, and how badly we missed that time......but the truth hit me like a wrecking ball, the forsaken earth provides nothing but hatred, and trivial, and somehow these wretched humans are full with it...a glimpse where there will be an end of true love, black hatred conquers as we pass on to make more mistakes in our future lives.....but the light will never dies, its matter off if we switched it on or off...

sorry guys, for the lack of awesomeness, hahahaa

OMGROFLOLLMAO!!

greetings planet earth and all of you wretched humans!......seriously.......do you see me laughing?! my face is like a clown to you guys?! y'all are bunch of......im just crapping, dont be such an emo or gay-ass ass-face face-off(i dont know if that even related)....but today, tonight, to-morning, to-evening, whenever wherever you are in the region of the i-dont-know circumference of the earth which are bound to space and time rules, E=mc^2 that sort of formula thingy...are definitely lucky! or so to speak....because today, tonight blablabla(i wish not to tire myself of over-writing disease) im on the mojo...ouh yeah!...i repeat im on the mojo......for you guys who dont know what mojo is or for those who ignorant enough to not googling it or facebooking it, mojo is.....hmmmmm.....a feeling where you feel you are in sorts of muzeum of awesomeness or anykind that make you feel "ouh yeah!"(something like that i guess).....and when im in the 'mojo' i ought to do something awesome or related to awesome because when you are in the mojo, awesomeness seems to have been bind to you, like something that usually attached internally externally semi-external-internal with human like awesomeness is your inevitable roomate somehow like like....errrr....i dont know, use your brain dude! why do you think it got up into your head in the first place?..duhhh!.....OK!! enough with that.....straight to the point! im gonna give you guys the definition of the infermant OMGROFLOLLMAO! abbreviation, and im gonna unabbreviate that into the most awesomest incredulous pieces that form completed frame picture puzzle that always been the bewilderement of y'all the readers, i bet...and i also bet that some of you must thought that OMGROFLOLLMAO is a combination of 4 famous abbreviations which are;

1.OMG: Oh My God!,

2.ROFL:Roll On The Floor Laughing,

3.LOL:Laugh Out Loud

4.LMAO:Laugh My Ass Out.....

but, infortunately you were entirely wrong!....incorrect! TET!! wrong answer please try again!! untrue! unfair!! blablabla....the absolute truth of the mysterious perplexed stupefactory alien form of the abbreviation OMGROFLOLLMAO are;

Oxford

Mines

Gasoline

Reversal

Oh my god

Fazzy

Loves

On

Loving and

Letting

Muller

Aching-head(head-ache)

Over the world cup lost

......

suprising isnt it?!...i hve predicted the german's lose long before the world cup 2010 even start their opening cermony concerts n stuff yet nobody seem to have any mind on my predictions....hmmm...welll, they have paul remember?

Ok! thats old folks!, sorry, my bad, thats all folks! this is Irszic Irschnteiger, out!

Ely....

Ely..

for the first time im happy,

happy as if id just found barney,

which is crazy,

yet possibly,

as if you were the barney,

literally,

treating me,

in ways people could've treat me folly,

Ely..

maybe, just maybe,

am i the one you should be happy?,

in such sad story,

which for you, it should've gone happily,

would i end up in such beauty tale of a fairy?,

or should i just simply froze stationary?,

slipping you through my fingers like sandy,

windy by the shining sunny,

regretting when i always bury,

you deep down in my envy

Ely..

i should've never treat you simply,

like i used to be treated ordinary,

but you were simply extraordinary,

forgive me,

if i yet to treat you badly,

thank you Ely...

Endearing Boredom

hello guys! we meat again, meet, sorry....welcome to my blog if this is your first time reading Irtrart's Blog of Awesomness, "awesomeness is a matter of bussiness".....yes ive been sorting puzzles, rearranging words in mind-boggling(mind-bottling, mind-pottering, any that will fit your imagination) crosswords, doing sudokus like somekind of retarded bogus, singing chorus of a metal song etc etc, or is paladian the right word? tears have fallen, blood has been shed, faeces has been excreted?...arghhhh crap! dammit! sorry.....my brain's juices doesnt seem to flow out at this moment, momentarily, of course, they will soon....as i was saying, that much act involved to produce the motto now, which you can see clearly at the 2nd line which marked in a quotation, let me just spelled it out for you, "awesomeness is a matter of bussiness"...many have asked me, or i bet many will, what are the symbol for this such an awesome motto? what symbollizes from this encouraging awesome words? are bussinessmen somehow involved in this?...well thats kinda retarded, move on...and i'll answer this exact dialogue"the answer is simple, so simple, it can be utter in just one breath, so simple, body gesture is enough to do the talking, so simple, pimple is obligated to be dimple(well thats not funny, move on) so simple is starts from the letter 'A'_______________________(this is the part where you should raise your hands and guess like geniusses)____________yes! you are correct! genius! the answer is because it is awesome! why should'nt it be?.....ok! job well done guys! see you next time.

From the bottom of my heart....thingy

having nothing to revive in utterance...ill just simply move my fingers, holding with an ink in a tube, releasing them in presssure, just dancing in rythmic tempo, my heart seems to know me better than my brain, nothing but no boundaries what so ever, sillhoute dreams pierced through my brain like soft needle and drugs, only to carry me away deeper, deeper into thoughts, abyss-like, shrouded me in the blackest clouds of mind, voices echoing, and gushing, and galloping deep through my senses, circumventing me seemingly enough to deviate subtle differences of sanity, as crypt as ever, interpretation, peripherally through my sixth sense, subtilizing such act of treachery, treason were the only left reason...dismembered limbs, broken bones, dark blood combined to exploit such a perfect obscenity, blablablablabla....(some words are better left unexpressed, so much so, scandalous blog would help nothing but much pain in the ass or any particular area that would, in deem of that, unfortunately i had to forced the awesomness to its limit,....trust me, i endured much pain than u guys from caging my full boost of awesomeness)..... Oo--..--oO?

Tutorial

hi!....this is irszic, n i will give y'all my 1st ever lesson in the history of irszic irschnteiger's blog of awesomeness since it first revealed its stunning birthform on june 32nd...since that...my mind never seizes to relinquish one so perfect scenery.....my baby.....just effortlessly moving her limbs in about circular motion, her fingers trying to grab whatever she seems possible, her eyes just innocently looking up the sky as if the world is another......diaper...,her tiny little body.... how it fit perfectly in my sets of hands...i threw i catched and i threw her back...then she fell back to me......and...and....i am out of topic...i know....ok! back to our lesson...this lesson is called.....HOW TO BE AWESOME......no! no no....dont react first....this gonna get even more awesomer....wait for it.....(awesome drum solo).......psssh!!!!...IN 30 AWESOME SECONDS!!.....How To Be Awesome In 30 Awesome Seconds......how awesome is that?....have you read title books or jurnals or craps so awesomely awesomenatedly orchestrated like that?...huh?...maybe you have...yaya shut up.....ill consider writing book on this......until i move to New Zealand...nyehehe
soooo...lets start!

RULE #1
theres no freakin rule!...all you need are these ingredients;

INGREDIENT #1
your mind...yeah its not an ingredient watever..

INGREDIENT #2
the world

SECRET INGREDIENT
theres no secret ingredient!...(in panda's voice, which you can heard in one of before-climax scene in kungfu panda)

ok! now we're ready!

STEP #1
take ingredient #1 throw it to ingredient #2

STEP #2
take back the ingredient #1, screw it back to your brain

STEP #3
spill out the secret ingredient to any person or personnel...observe his or her reaction...

STEP #4 a.k.a FINAL STEP
intercept their reaction and say..."believe...just believe"
p/s: dont admit you are not crazy...it never worked...trust my guts

aanndd voalla!...all it takes is 30 seconds.....you'll be awesome in no time...good luck and have a try!

Discovery Shit

be ready as i will write shit like infinite times, in 3....2......1...
shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit,shit=x=infinity
what?....thats infinity alright.....huh?....yea whatever....
sooo.....what exactly is about..this smelly solid(well..sumtimes) flies attractor brainsmacking alienlike figure like faeces?.....if this shit is so oftenly "ugh...is that a retarded chocolate!!ewwwww!!SHIT!freakin gross!!yuck!!" then why did it became the worlds most common, throat producing, mouth processing, audio converted mp3? although is kinda awesome BUT!....is this an early glimpse of what we gonna see in the future?.....im not talking about universal shattering, brain-blending apocalyptic end.....im talking about SHIT... scalp scratching scientists have been.....well scratching their scalp to sort this...rather...mysterious, bizzare yet not-so-big-of-a-problem....shit.....and the question remains....are men shall prove their evolving existance and transform into SHIT? some questions are better remain unanswered as belacan are better in sambal and not in burger......i leave you readers with a mystery to ponder......goodnight..